“So what we did was we crafted language that was so obscure, so confusing, so uninformative, but so precise.” — Jack Abramoff’s guide to buying congressmen
"Number occupies a strategic position in this conflict, because it is simultaneously the most generalized basis of thought and that which demands most abruptly the question of its being." — Alain Badiou
See also Mitchell & Webb's "Numberwang" sketch.