“This is where all the money is getting made,”— How big banks are reporting record profits by cheating in the stock market. So they’re repaying TARP funds by secretly taxing regular traders?
"Number occupies a strategic position in this conflict, because it is simultaneously the most generalized basis of thought and that which demands most abruptly the question of its being." — Alain Badiou
See also Mitchell & Webb's "Numberwang" sketch.